Jesus Christ, arseholes have permeated everything!

I'm getting so goddamn pissed off with people recently, why do they think they have something to prove? Seriously, if I was like the knob heads that surround me, I would never be out of fights.

I cant stand being at school;

1) If you don't know what Marxism is, or who Marx was after a year of studying sociology, you should piss off out of the lesson and stop wasting everyone's time.

2) If you give in a briefcase full of work for an essay with a word limit of 3000 you deserve to lose a grade for each surplus page. You're making everyone else look like shit heads, not making yourself look better. Self serving arsehole.

3) If you want to be somewhere you can walk around without a shirt on there are plenty of street corners to hang out on. I don't fucking care if you're too hot, put your shirt on you goddamn rent-boys.

I cant stand online gamers;

1) The idea of a game is that it is fun, when you play a practise match it isn't an invitation to publicly review your opponents skill level.

2) When someone advertises for a "low skill" match, they do so for a reason. It cant be fun for anyone involved if one team cant even kill the other.

3) Just because its over the internet, doesn't mean that you can act like an jackass all the time. Treat people with the same respect you do in person (or the same respect you should in person).

I cant stand people who think that you need to be 'good' at something to have an opinion on it;

1) You don't have to be a film studies student to review a film.

2) You don't have to come top of a server in a computer game to see its flaws.

3) You don't need to consult a thesaurus when constructing an argument.

I cant stand bus journeys;

1) If your idea of making the bus journey go by quicker is to make sounds like an ape I have a better suggestion, throw yourself under the bus, when its moving.

2) If you are so goddamn unoriginal that you have to repeat lines from TV shows over and over again maybe you should consider strangling yourself with the headphones of your iPod that your rich asshole parents bought you. Pity you cant buy personality.

3) Sit the hell down. I don't want to see your ugly faces.

A special mention:

I cant stand people who knock at your door like they own the place! It's my pissing house!

I'm midway through creating an online character test which you can take right here. Although when I say midway I mean I haven't started, and I wouldn't know where to start programming wise. Writing the questions would be easy though.

Also I am pretty much convinced I could justify waging a one man war using socks full of pennies and a beanbag cannon.

By the way, I am fully aware I am repeating other rants with this one, you take me for granted. Ungrateful fools! I could have wrote about the weather. Also, I've managed to pick up a fan with this site, but just so you know - I don't rant on demand, nor am I a performing monkey. I could liken myself to god in this respect and I suppose I just did, so that's cool.